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Old 05-20-2013, 09:26 PM
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Fun fact: Contrary to common belief, Orcs are actually intelligent and elegant people when you know their language. Halflings on the other hand are not, it's simple math: 1 human brain divided by 2 = 0.5 human brain, which is of course equal to 1 halfling brain. In effect, halflings can only ever obtain half the intelligence of most humans!
Perhaps I should take measures in the interest of becoming a fullling?
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:25 PM
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Perhaps I should take measures in the interest of becoming a fullling?
To become a fullling you must devour fellow halflings and absorb their brain matter, the easiest way is to simply devour only their brains. Unfortunately the digestive system of a halfling is only 7% efficient so you have to devour at least 15 substantial halfling brains to reach this state. A substantial halfling brain is one that contains knowledge you don't already know, therefor going around eating random halflings is not the best tactic. One must specifically target, hunt, and devour their most intelligent halfling brethren in order to reach their full form. There is a tale of a great halfling once reaching the form of doublling but I say it is just an old myth created by pirates who had been staring at the sun too long.
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Old 05-23-2013, 09:25 PM
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To become a fullling you must devour fellow halflings and absorb their brain matter, the easiest way is to simply devour only their brains. Unfortunately the digestive system of a halfling is only 7% efficient so you have to devour at least 15 substantial halfling brains to reach this state. A substantial halfling brain is one that contains knowledge you don't already know, therefor going around eating random halflings is not the best tactic. One must specifically target, hunt, and devour their most intelligent halfling brethren in order to reach their full form. There is a tale of a great halfling once reaching the form of doublling but I say it is just an old myth created by pirates who had been staring at the sun too long.
I once heard whispers in a pub of a former halfy on her way to triplling, but it was from an old drunk that no one listens to. You know, the type who always ends up being right about everything they say in some roundabout way.
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If a halfling is half a ling, what's a ling?
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