You know you play too much Wyvern when...

[Penny]

Yeah, it's one of these stupid, over-done threads. I was surprised there wasn't already one here. I looked, but I didn't see one, and if this is a repeat then oops, sorry.
These threads are fun though, although annoying and overdone (there is one, for like, every game and thing in life evar).
So basically you just finish the sentence 'you know you play to much wyvern when...' (It's not hard, trust me).

Here are a few that popped into my head while I was microwaving noodles and watching TV:
You know you play too much Wyvern when you're in math class and the answer to an equation is 299 and you think you're missing a platinum bolt.
You know you play too much Wyvern when you're watching a TV show where sombody is dying and you wonder why they don't just hit their quit alias.
You know you play too much Wyvern when you wonder if fire fighters use rings or scrolls for fire resistance, or maybe just train a lot of fire magic and cast their own resist.
You know you play too much Wyvern when your history teacher asks what a Ziggurat is and you say it's a place with a punch of pirates.

YOUR TURN, lolzolz.