Welcome to the site about the life of a crazed wizard and his slightly demented and homicidal side kick, Gabrielle... err, I meant Teshuvah. I really did, honest... Please don't hurt me, Gabrielle... Uh oh, I did it again, didn't I?

Well kiddies, a good wizard knows when it's time to run and hide. So while I pack my bags and try to find a spider infested rat hole to hide in for awhile, why don't you enter my maddening world of... DOOM! Mwuahahaha!